Area 53 is actually Area 51

Have you ever raided area 51? Did you go to the raid? Were you sad that there were no aliens? That's because the governments were spying on people and realized that they would soon raid Area 51, so they actually changed the position of Area 53 and Area 51, on GPS' around to stop people from finding the secret base of the Men in Black (MIB) who are positioned under Area 51 as well as the aliens who cloned the Pope and abducted the original and replaced him to lead religious people into the downfall of Catholicism.