Australians Ride Kangaroos to School

This is a theory that lots of people believe, though I know it's not true because I live in Australia and we ride in Cars and Buses, and on Bikes and Unicycles to school. a lot of people have actually been surprised when we rock up to school in cars and on unicycle. this theory is also wrong for other reasons, such as there are no kangaroos in cities like Brisbane and Sydney or in forests so you can not ride kangaroos to school if you live around those areas unless you steal a kangaroo from the zoos, another reason is that they are very hard to train to ride and it's easier to ride unicycles to school.